Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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