Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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