Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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