Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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