R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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