I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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