sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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