Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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