My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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