just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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