I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
In America we eat man semen.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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