My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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