she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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