the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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