There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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