i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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