Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Randomize
