Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i think i just lost a toe
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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