I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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