Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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