fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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