my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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