i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
