yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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