Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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