Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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