Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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