I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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