i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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