No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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