So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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