if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Randomize
