Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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