covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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