I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
high people should be assigned attendants
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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