i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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