I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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