You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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