I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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