oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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