I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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