Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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