all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
