I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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