He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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