Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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