Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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