I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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