I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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