do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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