Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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