Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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