You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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