Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
