Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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