you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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