i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize