Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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