I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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